Ashley G. and Brian Regan

Last night I made a new friend named Ashley, from Louisiana. She made me look up this comedian named Brian Regan. I figured I'd give it a shot. Here's the beginning half of the Q and A section on his website. Wow, this guy is HILARIOUS!

Q: How are you today?
A: Because my heart is beating.

Q: Huh?
A: You asked, "How are you today?" "How?" That's how.

Q: This is going to be a tough interview.
Where do you get your ideas for your jokes.
A: I get them in Spain.

Q: Can you answer that question seriously?
A: Okay, I get them in Albuquerque.

Q: You use the word Albuquerque a lot. Why?
A: Because it reminds me of when I was growing up in Albuquerque, going to Albequerque High, and working at
Albuquerque Al's Authentic House of Albuquerquian Cuisine.

Q: And where was that?
A: In New Mexico.

Q: Why I oughta... Never mind. Okay, what was your first joke ever?
A: WHAAAAAAAA!

Q: I don't get it.
A: It's a newly born infant joke. It's very funny.

Q: Is it hard being a comedian?
A: Oh yes. Especially when I'm in bars and motorcycle gangs walk in bellowing things like, "Who here does observational comedy?"

Q: Do you ever get heckled?
A: No. Oh wait, one time. A guy in Nebraska yelled something about corn. But he might have just been ordering.

Q: Were you always funny?
A: No. I wasn't funny on November 3rd,
1998.

Q: Why is that?
A: I just couldn't think of anything funny
that day.

For the rest of it, go to this link: http://www.brianregan.com/q_and_a.html