Great Quotes – Winnie the Pooh

SCULLY: Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been six years since my last confession, and since then I’ve drifted away from the church. I’m not sure why exactly. PRIEST: Have you come […]

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A shout out to my friend Bobby for this awesome Dennis Miller quote: “He’s going to wake up every day for the rest of his life, and he’s going to tell us how he hates […]