A: Because my heart is beating.
A: You asked, “How are you today?” “How?” That’s how.
Q: This is going to be a tough interview.
Where do you get your ideas for your jokes.
A: I get them in Spain.
Q: Can you answer that question seriously?
A: Okay, I get them in Albuquerque.
Q: You use the word Albuquerque a lot. Why?
A: Because it reminds me of when I was growing up in Albuquerque, going to Albequerque High, and working at
Albuquerque Al’s Authentic House of Albuquerquian Cuisine.
Q: And where was that?
A: In New Mexico.
Q: Why I oughta… Never mind. Okay, what was your first joke ever?
Q: I don’t get it.
A: It’s a newly born infant joke. It’s very funny.
Q: Is it hard being a comedian?
A: Oh yes. Especially when I’m in bars and motorcycle gangs walk in bellowing things like, “Who here does observational comedy?”
Q: Do you ever get heckled?
A: No. Oh wait, one time. A guy in Nebraska yelled something about corn. But he might have just been ordering.
Q: Were you always funny?
A: No. I wasn’t funny on November 3rd,
Q: Why is that?
A: I just couldn’t think of anything funny
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