Classic Scrubs

J.D. and Dr. Cox are there. Elliot rushes up to them.
Elliot: Dr. Cox! I’m so glad I caught you! I need—
Dr. Cox: And there it is again — that ringing in my ears. It’s kind of an “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” but it’s more piercing, more of an “Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”—
J.D.: She’s trying to ask you a question.
Dr. Cox: Now you, you’re more of a low-pitched “Ooga-ooga-ooga.” It’s more masculine, which, quite frankly, is surprising considering the source, but make no mistake — oh, just equally annoying! Luckily, though, I know how to make the pain go away!
He walks away from them.
Dr. Cox: [from down the hall] Ahhhh. Much better.
Elliot: Can you believe that!? I mean, every time we even try to talk to him, he starts going off on one of these random tangents and….
She continues to spew, but is drowned out by….
J.D.’s Thoughts: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Elliot: –You know?

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