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IG-88 vs. MaximillianIG-88 vs. Maximillian

IG-88 Maximillian
Height: 7'3"
Weight: 480 lbs.
Reach: 48 "
Height: 7'1"
Weight: 530 lbs.
Reach: 46"

He may not be a household name, but IG-88 remains one of the nastiest bad guys in the Star Wars Universe. There's nothing this droid assassin enjoys more than the crunch of a skull beneath his metal tootsies. Also plucked from oblivion: Maximillian, the red-eyed robot enforcer from 1979's "The Black Hole," Walt Disney's so-so foray into big-screen sci-fi. Yep, this looks like a mismatch -- One of the Empire's most efficient killing machines against a refugee from Epcot Center? -- but, hey, you never know. The encounter takes place on an abandoned space station.

Round One, Take One: IG-88 aims his blaster rifle at Maximillian and fires. Maximillian blows up.

Round One, Take Two: IG-88 aims his grenade launcher at Maximillian and fires. Maximillian blows up.

Round One, Take Three: While IG-88 ponders whether to fire his blaster rifle or his grenade launcher, Maximillian advances. A spinning saw blade on the end of a long rod emerges from a compartment in Maximillian's shoulder. IG-88 asks, "You're gonna kill me with a pizza cutter?" IG-88 fires his blaster rifle. Maximillian blows up.

Round One, Take Four: A Swiss Army knife emerges from a compartment in Maximillian's shoulder. Hoping the knife will serve as a distraction, Maximillian plans to get close enough to IG-88 to whack him with a tire iron. Instead, IG-88 fires his grenade launcher. Maximillian blows up.

Round One, Take Fi--: "Cut! Cut!" yells Maximillian. "I get the idea!" Maximillian jumps out the window.

Winner: IG-88

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