Round One: "Halt," says RoboCop. "You are under arrest."
The Cylons turn. Their leader responds, his voice an electronic monotone. "What-is-the-charge?"
"Impersonating a Stormtrooper," says RoboCop.
"Bite-me," says the Cylon leader.
Round Two: The Cylons raise their weapons and lumber towards RoboCop.
Round Three: RoboCop stays put. "Dead or alive, you're coming with -- oof!" RoboCop reels as teh lead Cylon hits him in the face with the butt of his rifle.
"Your-laws-do-not-apply-to-us," says the Cylon leader.
Round Four: Enraged, RoboCop smacks the Cylon leader with a manhole cover. He flings another Cylon through a plate glass window. He takes out the rest with a single shot, which pings off the pavement, ricochets off a lamppost, boings off a building, then bores through their craniums.
Round Five: As RoboCop arranges the Cylons in a tidy stack, a Fox TV exec pulls up in a truck. "Uh, Mr. Cop?" says the exec. "Mind if we haul 'em away and fix 'em up? We can use a few more robotic non-entities on 'Melrose Place.' "
"My favorite show," says RoboCop. "Be my guest."