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The punishment for manslaughter in El Salvador is 35 years of Mr. T's pity without parole. Mr. T can smell some things up to six miles away. Mr. T does not have dinner parties. The one and only dinner party he had he served mohawks of fury and double fists of pain. Mr. T uses 'e' before 'i' as he pleases. Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool. Mr. T was a character in the prototype version of Mortal Kombat but was taken out later because the entire game was instantly won just by selecting him. "Cerebro" in X-Men comes from a similar design Mr. T uses to pity every fool in the world simultaniously. Mr. T is the only man in recorded history to survive the deadly roundhouse kick of Chuck Norris. [Chuck Norris][Mr. T][Vin Diesel] |