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Random Facts About... Mr. T
[Chuck Norris][Mr. T][Vin Diesel]

The punishment for manslaughter in El Salvador is 35 years of Mr. T's pity without parole.

Mr. T can smell some things up to six miles away.

Mr. T does not have dinner parties. The one and only dinner party he had he served mohawks of fury and double fists of pain.

Mr. T uses 'e' before 'i' as he pleases.

Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.

Mr. T was a character in the prototype version of Mortal Kombat but was taken out later because the entire game was instantly won just by selecting him.

"Cerebro" in X-Men comes from a similar design Mr. T uses to pity every fool in the world simultaniously.

Mr. T is the only man in recorded history to survive the deadly roundhouse kick of Chuck Norris.

[Chuck Norris][Mr. T][Vin Diesel]

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