Chapter 119

The first blowdart hit me in the neck. The second hit me in the leg. After that, I blacked out.

When I woke up, I asked Lalani how many blowdarts had hit me. She seemed annoyed.

"What am I?" she said, "Your personal blowdart counter?"

Chapter 315

A world ruled by dinosaurs? It doesn't make any sense. I could understand a world where dinosaurs have a say, but not rule.

Chapter 490

"When I looked into the microscope, I couldn't believe my eyes. The deadly, dangerous germs I had been studying were dead, all dead. Now, how was I going to study them, and find a cure for them? Whoever or whatever had killed them was going to be in big trouble."

Chapter 507

By now, the lion was only a few yards behind me, and gaining fast. If I could make it to the cliff, I would jump and hope I landed in the river below. I jumped, and the lion, unable to stop, fell with me. He caught up with me in midair, and began mauling me. We splashed into the foaming river, and the lion swam over and mauled me some more. I heard the sound of the approaching waterfall. If I could only.. no.. too late. Dead.

Chapter 589

"Hold on to my hand," I yelled.

"I can't," said Lucinda. "I'm slipping."

"Hold on!" I screamed. But it was too late. She let go and fell, landing hard on her buttocks. And that was the last time we ever went square dancing.

Chapter 619

"I was faced with a choice: if I didn't eat, I would offend my cannibal hosts; but if I ate, and, later on, Gary asked me how his foot tasted, I might have to lie and say it was great, even if it wasn't."

Chapter 677

"I knew I had a choice. I could either take a step forward, off the cliff, and hope that as I was falling I could somehow take off my shirt or pants and fashion them into a makeshift parachute to at least slow my fall. Or I could go back into the party, and try to tell the joke again, but right this time."

Chapter 702

"I had grown tired, tired of the hooligans and the shenanigans. I had to admit, I had even grown tired of the Flanagans."

Chapter 750

"The sparkles of water from the lagoon glistened on Lalani's breasts, and drew prisms of light onto the lens of my binoculars."

Chapter 772

"While I was looking around the nursery, I noticed that these were not normal children, but children specially bred by Dr. Panzari and his wife to be their family."

Chapter 828

"I knew it wouldn't be easy. Before the guard got back, I had to somehow convince the monkey to get the keys and open the cell door, then cut the ropes on my hands, then make me a nice breakfast.

Chapter 852

"I tried to explain to little Betsy how when horses get old, you have to take them out and shoot them. But then I thought, 'Why not wait until she gets a horse?'"

Chapter 917

"As I popped off my helmet, I let out a sigh; at least, that's what I told the martians it was."

Chapter 1,148

"I tried to explain to Lalani that she could not come back with me to civilization, that she would die there. A tear trickled down her cheek. Then she put something in my hand. It was a shrunken head. The same one that had made us laugh so much that first day."

Chapter 1,234

"I tried to tell Meela about my planet, but she didn't seem to understand. That's when I started wondering, What is she, some kind of idiot?"

Chapter 1345

"As the circus clown came at me with the knife, I had to laugh, because it was a pretty funny outfit."

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