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Welcome to

Mr. Pool's Semi-Official

"Sabrina the Teenage Witch" Web Page


The "When is Paul Feig actually on the show?" Page

Answer: Never!!!

Freshly updated January 3, 1998!

Hey, here's some news for you ...

Mr. Pool's been fired!

Over a year ago!

In case you haven't figured it out by now ...

(That guy in the glasses is not me -- it's Martin Mull)

Yes, you heard correctly, friends. Mr. Pool received a little phone call after the end of the first season from the executive producer of "Sabrina the Teenage Witch" and was informed that the new producers felt that kids wouldn't follow the same teacher for two years in a row and so they gave Mr. Pool and Paul Feig (rumored to be the same guy) his marching orders.

I guess they're right, you know. I remember how boring it got watching that same Mr. Kotter year in and year out. And all that same old group of teachers on "Room 222" season after season. And that dern White Shadow himself, Ken Howard. Oy, if I had to watch him coach those inner-city kids for one more year, I think I might have gone insane. But what did I know?

All I can say is, thank God they changed Darrens halfway through the run of "Bewitched."

But enough of that.

Thanks to everyone all over the world who still writes to me and says they like Mr. Pool. It was a lot of fun being on the show. But the show seems to be doing fine without me (I know you were all worried).

So, from Paul Feig to "Sabrina," I say ...

Good Night, Everybody!!!

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