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Random Facts About... Vin Diesel
[Chuck Norris][Mr. T][Vin Diesel]

Vin Diesel can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

If Vin Diesel warns you on AOL instant messenger once, it hurts emotionally. If he has to warn you again, it may hurt physically.

Vin Diesel never shaves; he shoots himself in the face every morning so his facial hair doesn't get the wrong idea.

Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill.

The crater in the Yucatan Penninsula was created when Vin Diesel's spaceship ran out of fuel and crashed into the face of the earth.

Vin often eats seven burning tires for a midnight snack.

Vin Diesel got so angry at a mountain blocking his path that he punched it as hard as he could. Some of the pieces came back down and are now called Stonehenge. The part that didn't became the moon.

Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

On his birthday, Vin Diesel randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

If you were to lock Vin Diesel in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this Vin replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.

Vin Diesel covers his Slip 'n' Slide with gravel.

Every Friday at midnight he tapes cheese graters to his forearms and pretends that he's Master Shredder. He then proceeds to play "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" in his front yard until dawn.

Vin Diesel is the fifth Ninja Turtle.

Vin Diesel was in the kitchen with Dina.

Vin Diesel buys his clothes at the toilet store.

[Chuck Norris][Mr. T][Vin Diesel]

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